You can have a lot of fun with this story by search and replace with "drink glasses of water" and/or "sex per week". Its the exact same story, complete with anecdotes about extremes, unusual people with unusual requirements, conformist people terrified they're out of conformity in the deep decimal places, rebels proud of their rebellion in the deep decimal places, plenty of misguided residual puritanism, stories abou…
Furthermore, some people are curious about their body, and wish to understand better activities which consume about a third of their lifetime. I'm one of those people, and even if I get literally no useful information out of reading an article such as this, I am still happy to have read it and to have thought about it, simply because it satiates my desire to learn more about myself.