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You all know this is the answer. In fact you will do this and then post it on Show HN proudly.
The downvotes aren't saying the comment is wrong (though it might be), they are saying “if it is that easy, you ask Claude”. The parent comment seemed to be specifically asking if a person would work on it, not specifying what tools might be used in that work.
You're totally right. I was being facetious; it just seems to be what everyone is saying now and I was playing into that stereotype a bit.
That isn't to say Claude couldn't do it though.