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Re: CrankGPT

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1HP sustained is not insane for a horse. A human OTOH is a very different matter.

1HP is actually ~5 horses. There was a test trying to measure it. https://youtu.be/7qxTKtlvaVE

One horse power is the rate a horse can sustain while working hard all day long.

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For reference, this is what 700W cycling looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4O5voOCqAQ

I can do 300W for 30mins - does that mean I can barely heat up a Pop-Tart?

Spend 30 minutes charging a battery and you should have enough energy to turn any flavour of pop-tart into carbon flavour.

Even without a battery, I could easily imagine designing an efficient single slice toaster that could handily brown a pop tart on a 300W budget.

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post #40

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For reference, this is what 700W cycling looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4O5voOCqAQ

I can do 300W for 30mins - does that mean I can barely heat up a Pop-Tart?

That actually could toast a few batches of Pop-Tarts.

If you like then "golden," perhaps the entire box.

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#74
This is so cool; I wonder what the roadmap includes? I'd love to see if this could evolve from gag product/gift idea, to a solar-powered inference box on slightly more robust hardware, for instance, completely freeing the owner from any need to purchase a subscription or rely upon the grid for inference. That would be freaking cool and I'm sure would sell a ton if the models that could run on the hardware were sufficiently capable and could be piped into a laptop (which seems like the easiest part). What would the power requirements be to run a more capable model than the ones used, maybe a DeepSeek open-source model? Really curious but I'm unfamiliar with the technical details that might go into such calculations.

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For more reference how insane 700W is, the average FTP of a world tour pro road cyclist (i.e., Tour de France) is ~350-420W/6-7W/kg. FTP (Functional Threshold Power) being the avg you can sustain for an hour without fatiguing. My own is ~250W @ 3.12W/kg. I can't even hit 700W yet, let alone for over a minute. My 5 second power is ~640W. Crazy numbers.

Can you still touch your toes? I doubt Robert could... hopefully your own practice leaves you more balanced .

Haha, yes. Track cyclists are a different breed.

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post #40

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I can do 300W for 30mins - does that mean I can barely heat up a Pop-Tart?

Spend 30 minutes charging a battery and you should have enough energy to turn any flavour of pop-tart into carbon flavour. Even without a battery, I could easily imagine designing an efficient single slice toaster that could handily brown a pop tart on a 300W budget.

You wouldn't need any sort of fancy toaster: anything small, rated >= 300W, would deliver cyclingpower from a rider of any skill.

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#77
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My partner just got a rowing machine that offered "watts" as a unit of how hard you're going (like "calories" or "mph") and got me wondering if they made rowing machines that could slowly charge a battery, and how much I'd need to row to power one of them fancy newfangled M5 Max MacBooks answering prompts. All that to say, CrankGPT, I am your target demographic and if you don't respond to my request for a demo I'll b…

Soon enough we will see rowing machines rated in max TFLOPS.

We already get TFLOP per watt so you can compute how much flops you are doing while cycling

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#78
Always amazed by the mount of time, effort and skill that goes into this kind of prank :).

(although I salute the attention it brings to an important cause)

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#79

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Why can't technical people appreciate that us, the silent majority, love having our scroll hijacked? I can't remember the last time I used a scroll bar to navigate a website, but using it to navigate between choppy javascript keyframes fills me with joy.

This isn’t scroll hijacking You can scroll normally, with all your favorite keys, or go super fast to the bottom It’s just scroll animations. Bad ones, admittedly.

Just use your page_up/page_down keys, and you can skip all the stupid/excessive scrolling requirements.

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#80

Not sure it's possible to say this without being pithy, but haven't there been stories told, perhaps TV episodes and films made, regarding the concept of using human bodies to generate power in support of machine intelligence? Seems a little on the nose to me, but I guess some days it's hard to tell what's a gag and what's a legit pitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_Million_Merits

Yeah, it all makes sense now.
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