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Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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I’m reminded of the old “do you want the boat, or what’s behind the door? It could be anything, even a boat!” I’m not a polo player but in most games if you’ve already hit the 99.99th percentile, it’s not wise to roll the dice hoping to do better.

In the future, all football will be played by Messi clones and all hockey by Gretzkies.

And honestly I’m there for it. Can you imagine the level of play?

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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I can only agree. Hard. It's less about the horse, the speed, the actual genetics - it's all about the process, the appearance, the gate-keeping. Country Clubs for horses (and cows, etc)

At some point moving up the luxury scale the price is less about product and more about buyer psychology. I can sell a ripped t-shirt, but that same product coming from an upscale exclusive boutique owned by so-and-so’s wife is participation in a whole ecosystem with lots of signalling to other buyers in the same financial strata.

Yep. Some of my pants have rips and visibly bad stitching because I ripped them and am bad at stitching. Then I see people at the same parties buying brand new ripped pants. At least I fit in, I guess.

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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The thing is, what if there's an even better horse out there? Once you get on the cloning bandwagon, don't you also lock yourself out of looking/evolving an even better horse?

I’m reminded of the old “do you want the boat, or what’s behind the door? It could be anything, even a boat!” I’m not a polo player but in most games if you’ve already hit the 99.99th percentile, it’s not wise to roll the dice hoping to do better.

Well, if there are 100,000 competitors and you want to win, then the 99.99th percentile isn't enough, and yes you would try to reach 99.999.

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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Though we are not yet competitive in the Argentinian Polo clone wars, we are making significant progress - https://www.satyress.com/

This has to be some kind of kink thing. Not judging, just how it looks from first appearances.

Ah yes. The reverse centaur position for AI/human intercourse.

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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A concerning amount of that product page is spent explaining how it has to slow down to pass through doorways, its inability to turn around in hallways, and its weak points you can use to disable one with a knife or gunshot. I feel like I'm reading a tutorial for how to defeat a tricky enemy in a video game.

that's a forward thinking robotics company right there. putting in weakspots for when the centaur robot revolution begins. so we have a chance.

Unless those weak spots are quietly addressed by a Field Service Bulletin, just before the revolution kicks off.

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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In the future, all football will be played by Messi clones and all hockey by Gretzkies.

And honestly I’m there for it. Can you imagine the level of play?

there certainly won't be much defending going on with the Messi clones :)

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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Since we've reached this point, it seems like the next logical step would be to standardize the genomes allowed just like racing standardizes the vehicles (to a point, I know).

It seems so much less interesting for the competition to devolve to "who can afford the best horse genome" instead of the actual skill and ability of the player. Since we're already cloning the horses, just force everyone to use the same horse and compete on skill instead of money.

This is one of the many reasons I find modern "pro" sports so dreadfully uninteresting. The competition has next to nothing to do with how good the player is, and everything to do with how far their fabulously wealthy sponsor can push the rules without "technically" cheating.

Re: Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

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Humans can likely be cloned too. Imagine 10,000 Albert Einsteins and John von Neumanns working together with modern AI on medical, scientific, and societal issues. Though there could be an Evil Einstein due to upbringing or something.

However unlikely it may be, when I see a wealthy celebrity with a doppleganger child the thought crosses my mind that they may have had themselves cloned. The resemblance between young Donald Trump and his son Barron is uncanny, for example.

Narcissists date people that have physical features they see in themselves.
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