Earlier quoted context omitted.
First, every mathematical theorem is a tautology ... don't conflate "tautological" with "obvious". Second, your "aka" is incorrect --- there is all sorts of clumping that is not a normal distribution.
As I'm sure tsunamifury would agree, it is incredibly common for people to label "bell curves" by eyeball, regardless of whether they are normal curves. To most people, "clumping" in a one-dimensional spectrum is all they mean by the phrase "bell curve".
> your "aka" is incorrect --- there is all sorts of clumping that is not a normal distribution.
That it's "incredibly common for people to label "bell curves" by eyeball, regardless of whether they are normal curves" is not just not relevant, it's anti-relevant ... the central limit theorem says that the distribution of the means is always a bell curve--a normal distribution--not merely a "bell curve".
Anyway, this is covered in far more detail in other comments and material elsewhere, so this is my last contribution.