If we can get a FIPS 140 certified crypto library then it'll be truly "Enterprise Grade."
We're half way there: https://gist.github.com/rqu1/e4770cd8bd60706384c7c1b79f010a8...
So... FIPS 70? :)
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#73Irritating when people try to draw our attention to otherwise banal things by exploiting the shock value of swearing. People that swear liberally in everyday conversation irritate me intensely.
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#74Who in their right mind would choose brainfuck for enterprise solutions, over befunge?
You can't discount the need to keep your hiring pipeline full to replace the people whose RSUs have cliffed. Befunge, like Rust, is impossible to hire for, so nobody uses it, which means nobody has experience, which means it's impossible to hire for, so it's a bad idea to use it. BrainFuck has been around for decades and its problems can be avoided by just hiring sufficiently-talented developers.
Being the only true 2-dimensional language, Befunge only needs the square root of the lines of code to build an equivalent program to puny 1-dimensional programs like Brainfuck or C++.
Stop trying to hire 10X engineers. Befunge applications are built by true X² engineers.
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#75For it to be a real enterprise solution we need a bf container orchestration layer.
Of course not, those companies are using SageMaker anyways. Come on!
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#76Like a joke that's just gone on a little too long.
The "enterprise solutions" part?
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#77Irritating when people try to draw our attention to otherwise banal things by exploiting the shock value of swearing. People that swear liberally in everyday conversation irritate me intensely.
You have to keep in mind that brainfuck has been invented by a Swiss student. There are 2 clues. Student is obvious. Being Swiss might not be but is one. People not living in an english speaking country have a different appreciation of swearing in english as they are exposed to it differently: appart from our english classes at school we learn and hear english mostly in songs, movies, TV shows, even modern literature…
I realized after reading my reply I made a lot of ortho and grammar errors, sorry for that, can't edit it now.
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#78BFBS: BF Blockchain Solutions
BFF: BF for Finance
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#79Wow, would love to adopt this on our infra! Just one teensy problem - legal's a bit worried about the name. Would you consider renaming BF? Maybe Brainfriend?
The usual censor for it is b****fuck, that should do it.
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#80Their stack doesn't seem to include an LLVM BrainFuck backend.
This shortcoming is clearly a non-starter for any serious enterprise BF implementation.