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I came home one day and my cat was laying on my keyboard. Above her was a screen with a large amount of random control characters in a terminal with a kernel panic screen. So there's some series of buttons you can press that will crash a Linux desktop from a lock screen.
At least for my cat and sad surfacebook Windows machine, I figured it was the device literally cooking it’s ram into a bitflip that caused it to bsod. The cat loves how toasty it gets!
Funny, that's exactly how I push "control" in emacs.