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I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

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Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

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Learning how to speak chicken is not becoming a chicken. That's a frequent misconception that borders cultural appropriation. Chickens aren't just about a few bock-bock and cockle-doodle-doos. They have a rich set of physical expressions as well (flap flaps, head kicks, grating the soil, etc) and a vibrant culture that is transmitted between generations. Their philosophy on death and their capacity to always see life…

> life on the sunny side

Yeesh

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

#73
post #61

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> identifying as a chicken Just woke nonsense. If you didn't hatch out of an egg you are not a chicken - end of!

I don’t think anyone was implying that at a literal level, no need to get triggered.

I think GP was understood the joke as was continuing the parody... Buy with all the people having conniptions about "litter boxes in schools" it's honestly hard to tell.

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

#74

I wonder if this is a parody of all those comments/articles about quitting programming to go into carpentry, or woodworking, or farming, etc. I no longer build software - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24541964 Why software engineers like woodworking - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31687378 Death of a Programmer, Life of a Farmer - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9492110 --- The author also has some…

Just another wage-slave burnt out programmer casting off the yolk of bondage.

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

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post #74

I wonder if this is a parody of all those comments/articles about quitting programming to go into carpentry, or woodworking, or farming, etc. I no longer build software - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24541964 Why software engineers like woodworking - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31687378 Death of a Programmer, Life of a Farmer - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9492110 --- The author also has some…

Just another wage-slave burnt out programmer casting off the yolk of bondage.

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Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

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post #20

Is this because AI has destroyed all the software jobs? Is it really more lucrative to become a factory farmed chicken these days? I'm worried.

It’s difficult to tell from the photo, but I suspect this developer still had enough privilege to elect a more free-range lifestyle.

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

#78

Learning how to speak chicken is not becoming a chicken. That's a frequent misconception that borders cultural appropriation. Chickens aren't just about a few bock-bock and cockle-doodle-doos. They have a rich set of physical expressions as well (flap flaps, head kicks, grating the soil, etc) and a vibrant culture that is transmitted between generations. Their philosophy on death and their capacity to always see life…

On the other hand, learning to talk like a duck and walk like a duck does quality a programmer to identify as a duck, provided they work in Python.

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

#79
I was programming at home for my job last week and heard my free reigning chickens make a lot of noise.

Went outside and saw a coyote with one of them in it's mouth.

I chased it away. I'm sick of being in front of a screen all day, but grateful I don't have to worry about being killed by wild animals on a daily basis.

Re: I quit my programmer job to become a chicken

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For those who would like a slightly more technical overview of this subject, I can recommend this research paper: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf

It looks like TFA uses some diagrams from that pdf without attribution. I get that we’re firmly in the realm of absurdity, but it still feels… cheep

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