I wonder if any legal minds here could comment on whether they owe me $1.5billion if I sign up for this. Technically it's an offer with consideration that I'm accepting, and happy to pay $-1.5billion for this service, even though I know that trying to get this to stand up in court would be a fools errand.
There are all sorts of things in law about “reasonable persons” and contracts needs to be beneficial for both parties. I am sure this would not be binding.
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Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#72Earlier quoted context omitted.
I'd say first try for yourself instead. I have, for over a decade, and while it's pretty slow and has some annoyances: it's not quite bad enough to hate for me, the alternatives aren't that much better and mostly have other annoyances, and it can get the job done.
it is actually one of the better ones in the field.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#73Some kind of overflow after some discount being applied?
Like, in JS: 0.3 - 0.2 - 0.1 === -2.7755575615628914e-17 // true
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#74Now someone should open a Jira ticket, refine the task, estimate it, define its priority, push it to the backlog and maybe the next sprint (if it is important enough), someone will be assigned, checking all the DoD and DoR boxes, submit a PR, getting it approved and then it will be fixed.
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#75Earlier quoted context omitted.
Under the hood they might prefer to do accounting in floating point. BigDecimal isn't meant for true programmers.
My life got infinitely easier once I learnt the financial world all use integers in cents to do their money calculations.
For instance, at least in Python, 3//2 == 1 while -3//2 == -2; integer division is rounded down, and not towards zero as one may expect. Decimal lets you pick how you want that to go.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#76“JIRA acknowledges that it is a net negative to humanity”
So much hate everywhere for this product, I'm glad I don't use it.
E.g. we were forced to switch from Jira to Rally, and it turns out that Rally is much worse.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#77Earlier quoted context omitted.
So much hate everywhere for this product, I'm glad I don't use it.
I'd say first try for yourself instead. I have, for over a decade, and while it's pretty slow and has some annoyances: it's not quite bad enough to hate for me, the alternatives aren't that much better and mostly have other annoyances, and it can get the job done.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#78Now someone should open a Jira ticket, refine the task, estimate it, define its priority, push it to the backlog and maybe the next sprint (if it is important enough), someone will be assigned, checking all the DoD and DoR boxes, submit a PR, getting it approved and then it will be fixed.
I wish it was that easy! You are missing the 'triage' state after the ticket is opened, the 'review' state after priority, and the 'approval required' state after moving to backlog, sprint and fixed.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#79Earlier quoted context omitted.
I'd say first try for yourself instead. I have, for over a decade, and while it's pretty slow and has some annoyances: it's not quite bad enough to hate for me, the alternatives aren't that much better and mostly have other annoyances, and it can get the job done.
Jira is much better than a lot of similar products and people in this post seem to think that their dislike of their job is caused by their tools and not crappy PM process.
However the last few times I've used it, it wasn't the PM process that sucked - in fact I loved my PMs because I got to offload most of the Jira upkeep to them and never touch the tool myself. However every time I have to use the pile of shit myself I end up mumbling quite colorful language.
Re: Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month
#80Currently getting $0/mo for all plans lol I guess someone is panicking and trying to fix it live