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you could make one pretty easily, no?
I'd like to see that. I also think the single write situation is not great for web applications, but I don't see an easy way around it without sacrificing things like consistency
The way I would do it is a MPSC setup wherein the single consumer holds an exclusive connection to the SQLite database and writes out transactions in terms of the batch size. Basically: BEGIN -> iterate & process event batch -> END. This is very very fast due to how the CPU works at hardware level. It's also a good place to insert stuff like [a]synchronous replication logic.
Completion is handled with busy/yield waiting on a status flag attached to the original event instance. You'd typically do a thing where all flags are acknowledged at the batch grain (i.e. after you committed the txn). This has some overhead, but the throughput & latency figures are really hard to argue with. It also has very compelling characteristics at the extremes in terms of system load. The harder you push, the faster it goes.