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MRI = Matz's Ruby Interpreter = Ruby 1.8 YARV = Yet Another Ruby VM = Ruby 1.9 REE = Ruby Enterprise Edition = Ruby 1.8 with a modified garbage collection system to make it friendly to vforking. These are all versions of ruby written in C.
I confess, I just don't know how to deal with such epic stupidity more gracefully than this. Sheesh.