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> "Sure, Scala will work great! It's future-proof and everyone will love it!" Scala is still the least-bad option for a JVM language. Anyone who can't be productive in Scala (not "better java", not "worse haskell", Scala) isn't someone you want on your team anyway.
> Anyone who can't be productive in Scala (not "better java", not "worse haskell", Scala) isn't someone you want on your team anyway. It’s funny that you gloss over one the big productivity issues with Scala. Somehow everyone who joins your team should be acutely aware of your flavor of Scala. If the community decided if wanted to be a better java or a worse Haskell then I bet more people would be productive in Scala
Read Odersky's book, write code, still have access to all JVM libraries and a lot less brain damage.
There are people that try to write worse Haskell in everything from Perl to Kotlin too. The reputation is overblown and has little to do with the actual language.