Man, I knew this was a troll when I clicked the link. I'll briefly vent my spleen and get on with a substantive comment. I get real tired of web soft boys coming into native and complaining about how complicated it is on the metal. This stuff is hard cause you're not just churning html. It's harder work than writing a web page. Sorry. Specifically, mobile is resource constrained in a way that server-side work just is…
"Metal is just the last layer you care to look under."
That quote is gold and I am absolutely going to steal it.