Earlier quoted context omitted.
How do you know we are not friends? I am not even joking. Can you be certain? And if yes, how?
Don’t be an ass, you are either “joking” or didn’t think about this for more than 4 seconds. You don’t know who I am, you don’t know my name, even if we know each other in real life you literally do not know who I am right now. Have a good rest of your week
None of your questions really invalidate anything and you assume a lot. FWIW, I was joking, but did you know in stylometry, punctuation tends to remain surprisingly stable?