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Ah, lucky you. I read your comment on my phone and came to my desktop to type comfortably my rant. Have you ever tried to cancel a loan? The following story may or not apply to you. It happened in a small country called Spain: Some time ago I bought a car. They offer you a very nice discount if you, instead of paying upfront, finance the purchase. Why? I asked the seller, it makes no sense. He gave me a list of more…
You took a loan and "the draconian interest rate" was a surprise ?! I would've thought that was the most important factor.
Now you, the savvy customer, see an opportunity here. You were going to buy the car in cash and so there's an obvious play; buy the car, take the financing, and then immediately pay off the loan (or when the 0% interest expires). It's a win-win right? Not for the bank unfortunately which is why nowadays there are early payoff fees and dealerships will try to make it annoying to pay them. Terrible terrible incentives but the discount can be worth the headache -- the discount is almost always more than the early payoff fee.