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if the service is so shitty, why are people paying so much fucking money for it? is microsoft committing an accounting fraud?
I worked at a startup that was using Azure. The reason was simple enough - it had been founded by finance people who were used to Excel, so Windows+Office was the non-negotiable first bit of IT they purchased. That created a sales channel Microsoft used to offer generous startup credits. The free money created a structural lack of discipline around spending. Once the startup credits ran out, the company became faced…
This is like a car that can't even get you two blocks from home. Amazing.