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Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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post #49

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Surprisingly, communism was antiracist which explains why it was popular outside the US. There is the fact that many communists were racist on a personal level, but the state policies were inclusive due to the very nature of the ideology. As someone who also comes from the former block, I think that communism was a bad idea with terrible implementation but it also had its moments no matter what the US propaganda is t…

People can’t think anything good of communism because they’re conditioned to feel that way. Whats interesting is how equal it was for everyone, one comment I got when asking people who lived through the soviet era was that. “there’s no advantage given to any religion” (hence, new years being the traditional family get together time). and “we were all comrades, men and women”. A lot of what they hear from the US about…

Even if you can point to some positive outcomes the is the main issue of the whole system being so easy to corrupt and coopt for personal gain & power trips.

You might get lower infant mortality, better access to healtcare ans aeducation (as long as the party considers you worthy) but you will almost immediately get crooks and incompetents in leadership positions, whose only qualities are the set of morals to get to a position of power no matter the cost.

And those leadership positions are appointed by or even part of The Party - and the party is never wrong. There is no free press to critisize them and if you do speak up, then you are logically an spy from The West, undermining the perfect communist utopia & need to be punished.

Only if someone is really epically incompetent they might get purged by the inner circles, but it is even more likely they will purge someone actually doing things right who still has some morals left.

You could be the most ideological communist trzing to build the bright future & will still end up sidelined or worse by the corrupt pigs holding to all the power in the communist state.

When the Soviets crashed the Prague Spring in the 1968 there were some interbrigadists that went to fight agains Francos fascists in Spain during the interwar period with international communist brigades. Only now they were watching soviet soldiers shoot people in the streets and crush them with their tanks...

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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post #61
post #49

Earlier quoted context omitted.

People can’t think anything good of communism because they’re conditioned to feel that way. Whats interesting is how equal it was for everyone, one comment I got when asking people who lived through the soviet era was that. “there’s no advantage given to any religion” (hence, new years being the traditional family get together time). and “we were all comrades, men and women”. A lot of what they hear from the US about…

Even if you can point to some positive outcomes the is the main issue of the whole system being so easy to corrupt and coopt for personal gain & power trips. You might get lower infant mortality, better access to healtcare ans aeducation (as long as the party considers you worthy) but you will almost immediately get crooks and incompetents in leadership positions, whose only qualities are the set of morals to get to…

> You might get lower infant mortality, better access to healtcare ans aeducation

literally, "what has communism done for us?!"

In a thread where everyone agrees that communism was a bad thing, you come up with this one fact that proves ?

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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It's interesting how so many of the versions have an end rhyme with "ay", even when it doesn't match anything in the twisted tune itself.

It's obviously rhyming with the original song, which has "all the way" and "sleigh".

I.e. you need at least the final "ay" in order to properly evoke that phonetic aspect of the original.

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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RING THEIR BELLS (aka "The Munchkin's Theme" ) (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Slashing through the Orcs With a good two-handed blade Over corpses we go And through the gore we wade Mace on helmet rings Making bodies fly What fun to sing our Slaying Song And watch these suckers DIE! https://hack.org/~mc/writings/hackerdom/ring-their-bells.tex...

I think I found, and memorized, that about 25 years ago. There was a list of other songs in the file too.

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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post #38

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Have you heard about Roma? The communist states tried to help them but in a hamfisted ways like separating kids from parents. They did nothing to actually resolve racism. Many Roma ended up in squalor in segregated settlements. That goes on to this day and improves very slowly. It definitely was not "its moment".

So nice of you to teach me about the roma. I was sure to have never heard about them. /s The history of gypsies and their segregation is much older though and the regimes inherited much of their attitude based on prior prejudices. The treatment differed in different times and locations. I've heard accounts of casual police brutality and of good integration in the local community and of a "leave everything as it is wi…

If it's part of legislation, you can fight it. If the official ideology is equality and racial prejudices "don't exist", then any problems are suppressed and you can't do anything.

Soviet union was defacto an apartheid when you consider how non-white ethnics were treated in practice. They just were so good at suppressing everything that it was never "an issue".

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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post #38

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Have you heard about Roma? The communist states tried to help them but in a hamfisted ways like separating kids from parents. They did nothing to actually resolve racism. Many Roma ended up in squalor in segregated settlements. That goes on to this day and improves very slowly. It definitely was not "its moment".

Blaming Roma hate on communism is like blaming the Nazis for antisemitism. If you believe that for even a moment you need to read a book.

Depends. Written by whom?

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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RING THEIR BELLS (aka "The Munchkin's Theme" ) (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") Slashing through the Orcs With a good two-handed blade Over corpses we go And through the gore we wade Mace on helmet rings Making bodies fly What fun to sing our Slaying Song And watch these suckers DIE! https://hack.org/~mc/writings/hackerdom/ring-their-bells.tex...

I think I found, and memorized, that about 25 years ago. There was a list of other songs in the file too.

Yes, I distinctly remember the lyrics in one with a line "Jack Frost ripping of your nose" but the quick Google just gave me Misheard lyrics....

Re: Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): An incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

I think I found, and memorized, that about 25 years ago. There was a list of other songs in the file too.

Yes, I distinctly remember the lyrics in one with a line "Jack Frost ripping of your nose" but the quick Google just gave me Misheard lyrics....

There was one "Walking through the graveyard at midnight" ("stitching up some zombies" ?) or something, with a necromancer collecting zombie parts. To the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland".

Not what I was looking for, but I found these: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtJNNXaEYrrZP99qBx-k...

From this guy's page: https://www.paperspencils.com/category/my-projects/dd-christ...

Ah! I think I found the ones that I was thinking of:

https://archive.org/stream/netbookofbardsongs/BardSongsNetBo...

Nothing about Jack Frost or "ripping", unfortunately.

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