I first started writing software on contract in the mid-90's. It was a good time, full of C++ jobs and my skills and my market seemed to be in harmony. I put my resume out there on the still-so-new-it-shined internet and immediately got over a dozen calls, the vast majority being from 3rd-party recruiters. I complained to my wife after the third call in a row and she explained to me that I should never be upset when…
I've had recruiters submit me for positions I haven't approved (CrossCreek). Oh, yeah, repeatedly. And after I'd talked to them about it. Repeatedly. I've had them email me en mass for an opportunity (varite.com). Indian boiler-room VOIP indecipherable accents too numerous to mention (too numerous to mention). Grossly mis-fit pitches (wrong state, country, skillset). Recruiters who repeatedly call and leave messages…
I recently had one who told me it was a huge problem that I needed 30 days between accepting the company's offer and actually starting due to existing agreements. I decided that a recruiter who wanted to argue with me over something like that (30-day delay to start a position that was expected to last 5 years) was not somebody I felt like ever talking to, ever again.