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Somebody has already done this - (original was deleted so had to pass through a third party cacher) https://www.unddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1f607z/comment/c...
Except I don't quite buy that it has actually been done, the post reads more like somebody's fantasy.
T-code – A protocol for implementing UART serial communications to an adult toy
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Tales from the corporate firewall: Yesterday I couldn't access a website where "rechtsextremismus" (Right-wing extremism) was part of the URL. Obviously that URL contains sex and should therefore be blocked. -_-
Ha. Similarly a friend once told me that in days of yore she worked at a place where “postits” (as in, will you please order some more postits ) was automatically transformed to “post*ts” in their intra-office chat system.
See also the "Scunthorpe Problem":
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#65To what degree do modern sex toys come with sensors in addition to actuators? With enough usage, you could employ ML to learn the "optimal" reaction of the toy to the current sensor state. Of course, additional (external) sensors would probably help but probably be too intrusive.
…using a well-instrumented sex toy to calibrate an orgasm PID loop.
This is hilarious and genius.
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Ha. Similarly a friend once told me that in days of yore she worked at a place where “postits” (as in, will you please order some more postits ) was automatically transformed to “post*ts” in their intra-office chat system.
See also the "Scunthorpe Problem": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
I hadn't heard of this; thanks! Also made me think of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship bit.
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Only yesterday I embraced the idea that we might have an actual AGI within a decade. Today, I embrace the idea that if it does exist, I should find some way to fuck it. I don't know why, but I don't think I will accept we live in the future otherwise.
The question then becomes "Will AGI will want to find a way to fuck you " ;)
You just need the right 'prompt'
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#68To what degree do modern sex toys come with sensors in addition to actuators? With enough usage, you could employ ML to learn the "optimal" reaction of the toy to the current sensor state. Of course, additional (external) sensors would probably help but probably be too intrusive.
A number of Lovense toys come with accelerometers. At least one of them also has pressure sensors, though that one is pretty laggy in my experience.
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#69I'm not seeing anything related to security and 2FA. The last thing the world needs is Pear of Anguish ransomware.
Amusingly a significant subgroup finds the idea of vulnerabilities exciting.
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#70OSR2/SR6 Please stand for Oral Sex Robot and Sex Robot...
Open Stroker Robot, iirc