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The date of this article is April 2007. My guess is that it was re-posted here for a some humor or entertainment purposes only. I think everyone knows MS is far from "dead".
I think most people here know that MS is indeed dead in terms of not controlling things anymore (which is exactly what the article stated if you read it). Who cares about browser percentage scores? People stopped making websites for IE-only years ago.
And, to reply to your reply to my reply, I disagree. Microsoft is very much in control. I think Microsoft is the competitor you always have to worry about which makes them a powerful force, which puts them in control.