An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. more: http://www.metafilter.com/76377/Two-mathematicians-walk-into...
Or its sibling: a genie grants both a mathematician and an engineer their greatest desire to be located at the end of the room given that each step they take towards it is half the distance than their last. The mathematician throws his arms up and yells "Impossible! I'll never reach it," and storms out of the room. The engineer just smiles and says to the genie, "I can get close enough."
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#63There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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#64"Leibnitz > Newton" could provoke a fist fight. This would be hilarious to see. edit: Better than xkcd, depending on your sense of humor (i.e., whether you have one) is smbc-comics.com. Dunno how he licenses his stuff though.
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#65A mathematician got something stuck up his ass. He worked it out with a pencil.
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#66According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle...
I object! The average person has less than one breast and less than one testicle.
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#67Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9)
I don't get it. Why did 7 eat 362,880?
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#68"Spherical bastard: Someone who's a bastards from every viewpoint"
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#69My all time favorite is "Find x":
http://www.ximnet.com.my/thelab/images/upload/findX.jpg
"Be Rational" and "Get Real" is pretty good too: http://media.photobucket.com/image/rational/CocaC0la99/be-ra...
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#70"Life is complex is because it has both real and imaginary components."
Cannot recall the source.