Earlier quoted context omitted.
On the other hand, phones do not need to be rebooted often. And if I'm upgrading my OS the stupid thing is going to make me wait 20 minutes while it precompiles every app, so screw it I don't care if I have to spend 40 seconds inputting a password.
For what it's worth, the "optimizing apps" thing is going away in Android N. https://developer.android.com/preview/api-overview.html#jit_...
Not only that, but Android N will be able to boot all the way to the lock screen before asking for the password, and even support functionality like phone calls, limited notifications, or alarms (so if your phone reboots in the night you'll still get woken up in the morning).