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I think you missed the point of this language. You write code in this language, and then you compile it to get Bash for Linux and Batch for Windows.
I get it, I just disagree with "it's not bundled" as a major disadvantage: neither is your script, and maybe neither is your argument to any `call()`, so you're going to be thinking about deployment in any case.
IT departments would laugh at you if you said you wanted to install python on their server...