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And Linux won't arbitrarily irrevocably brick your computer because of an automatic update. In my opinion, having your computer bricked because of an automatic update is a very large change to adapt to. I feel the need to constantly reiterate this; if someone who works on Windows Update reads this, please consider a different career, because you are categorically terrible at your job. There are plenty of jobs out the…
I think (in general) the number of machines being bricked because of an update is about a rounding error from 0. The biggest brick event in recent times was Shockwave, not Windows. Personally I've never seen a bricked machine, not at home, not at work, not at family. Of course my anecdata is meaningless as is your annecdata. Ymmv.
This is the second time this has happened to my family from Windows, on different computers.