Oh boy, don't know if I read that correctly, but it seemed a bit heavy on emotions from your side. It's just an OS and my comment was just a recommendation. And these are just some observations for my own self interest, please read these in a neutral tone:
> ODT files don't play well with MS Office
Can't you save in docx format from within libre office?
> Linux doesn't work on my hardware, and Visual Studio doesn't work on Linux.
Could you elaborate on these two points?
> The distribution fragmentation...
The downside of a strong open source community is that you are spoiled for choice, yes.
> that stomps all over people that have a dissenting view
Not Linux specific I'd say. There are people like that everywhere.
> why would I do that when native Windows is pain-free and just works?
If Windows works perfectly fine for you, then yes, Linux + VM doesn't make much sense. For the rest of us that are not fans of how Windows runs things, it's usually a last resort option and very few people use it.
> I don't "need" offline editing, I just want it.
Sorry, that's what I meant, more like either/or want/need.
> And yes, probability is low, but impact and exposure are both very VERY high.
Definitely, that's why you'll find lots of people in the Linux community that run their own NAS at home and have lots of fun with it.