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Ok you got me with "overlooking the ocean". I will admit, I was a little bit envious. But then I recalled the great Terry Pratchett quote that you are living on a continent where pretty much every animal, except for maybe some sheep, is equipped with some venom and actively trying to kill you. Plus some of the plants. So I guess it's fair play.
Heh Heh Heh. Well, Isaac Butterfields response applies: https://youtu.be/t1uZZ_xRYvQ?t=153 Snakes and spiders are pretty much it. Snakes are very rare to see unless you travel to the bush. Spiders though, are common outside. Once you've learned not to turn over rocks in your garden (with your bare hands anyway), you're fine. :)
You have no idea how ridiculous that sounds to me.