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If you give me your mailing address, I'll arrange it that the bank will mail you one, too. Just be sure to use the included NOTVIRUS.EXE viewer for best experience.
In your fantasies. It is of course in the responsibility of the bank to check if this is virus free. I am using Linux anyway.. No autorun.exe here. Is this still a thing with Windows?
Oh, trust me, it'll absolutely come from the bank where they're doing all the due diligence necessary, and not from a random malicious party!
It'll say FROM THE BANK on the envelope, so you'll know it's legit.
>I am using Linux anyway.. No autorun.exe here.
Oh, you'll have to do a bit more work then. Just follow the instructions included in the envelope, and run
sudo ./notvirus.sh
from the terminal from the root directory of the USB drive once you mount it.