The bad thing about reliable multicast jokes is that you're asked to repeat them.
I'd tell you a UDP joke…
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#52"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your…
This one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)
Yeah most of those "jokes" boil down to taking a common programming keyword and using it in a sentence.
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#53The wording I use is "I have a great UDP joke I could tell you... but I don't know if you'll get it".
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#54but ICMP took my beer
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#55This looks like a tumblr site, which means you can get all the content on one page instead of having to page through them one at a time: https://www.codepuns.com/archive
That’s correct