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The strong selling point of PHP for a long time was cheap hosting. Combine that with a fast learning curve and you're set. Nowadays, it's not so clear cut price wise, but PHP took a strong advance in term of user base - look at the number of libraries, projects, and jobs (!) available in PHP, vs python or ruby.
good selling points, but those things never made it a good language, it was just convenient.
But, anyway, if you're really looking for a good language (something efficient, where you don't have to spend hours to spot a stupid bug), skip the dynamic ones altogether, and go for as much static analysis you can get.