Can't relate. I take code reviews as possibly the most important part of my job as a developer. Suggesting extra tests, thinking about unintended side effects, and yes, aiming for consistency and readability, without being picky on style choices. I trust my colleagues to do the same (and they often do). I can't imagine working in an environment where this is a theater.
Though I do appreciate the shoutout to adding tests in CR. But returning a PR solely because it doesn’t have tests, is effective, but a little performative too. It kind of like publicly executing someone, theirs gotta be some performance for it to be a deterrent. If something doesn’t have tests my review is going to be a very short performance where I pretend read the rest of the code. Then immediately send it back.