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How about "listopenfiles" and "netfind"? And "list" instead of "ls", and "delete" instead of "rm", and... et cetera. "Global Regular Expression Print" is a terrible name on its own, too.
If that really bothers you, just alias those commands. alias listopenfiles=ls alias netfind=ngrep ...and so forth. I've done that to add the DOS "cls" command to clear my terminal screen. Also, I'm a Cisco admin, so I have aliased "en" to "su", and the reverse on Cisco switches and routers. Yes, Cisco also has the alias command in IOS.
There's the favourite DOS->unix:
alias cd..="cd .."