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Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

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Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

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post #15

As much as I love REUTERS, this one is incomplete: what about the monkey? And can we have a photo?

Monkey photo - https://www.hirunews.lk/english/396308/monkey-blamed-for-the...

Just a heads up to those clicking, the monkey is super dead in the photo.

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#52
post #24

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Humans are far and away the most cruel species that has ever walked the face of the earth. No other species has the capacity to invent torture, using our analytical abilities to keep the victim alive indefinitely while inflicting the most vicious agonies possible (e.g. torturing the child in front of the parent).

You've not seen cats toying with their prey?

Bears with baby elks, cats with their prey, orcas playing catch with baby seals... none of them come close to what humans are capable of when they put their reasoning to work in service of inflicting agony.

Have you ever visited a museum exhibit on torture? The engineering creativity that has gone into exploiting physiology and psychology to cause unendurable, unimaginable pain is astonishing. You'll want to look away. You'll want to forget, to believe once again that cats are worse... but cats are to a first order approximation indifferent to suffering, in contrast to humans hellbent on maximizing it.

JumpCrisscross is taking a techno-optimist's perspective, but while I personally believe that humans should voluntarily seek to serve as "ethical guardians" and to minimize "sentient suffering", I don't trust them to do it. Not as individuals, since empathy is a weak force compared with first-person pain. Not as cogs within societies where inflicting pain is often a means to gaining and maintaining power.

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#53

This happened on February the 9th - 10th This wikipedia article was marked for deletion, so just in case https://archive.ph/wip/7fvmI Other forums are mentioning conspiracy theories about political oponents sabotaging the current (new) government. No skin in that game

Why would someone want to delete an article that was absolutely complete rubbish? Wikipedia may have standards, but they are really really low.

Of course it was all the monkeys fault, for being part of a geographic location, with poor energy planning, poor infrastructure support, in a third world country, all the things intervening primates need to shovel disinformation.

"The nationwide blackouts were attributed to a massive disruption caused by a monkey which had apparently intervened to trigger an irreparable damage which made it unable to restore the electricity in most parts of Sri Lanka immediately after the incident had unfolded." ( This from the Wikipedia article is not Artificial Intelligence, its shocked monkeys forced to type randomly type ).

Damn that damn monkey, and his triggering intervention of irreparable damage. Just what do they think AI will do with all this world salad? Was it written by AI or was it written by the monkey as a suicide note? or the place went to sh*t-hole Level 5 when Arthur C Clarke died?

Inquiring minds what to know, why third world problems require primate interventions?

This could have happened anywhere? Puerto Rico? New York in 1977? London 2003? Was it all the work of intervening primates?

When your premise is utterly absurd, you can drive the point anywhere: Shock the Monkey.

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#54
post #36

Related: just today came across this post on X.. "Sri Lanka will become next Bali as long as it gets fiber." https://x.com/strzibnyj/status/1890628037529727220

The thing that's stopped me from going to Sri Lanka so far is not lack of fiber. It's that every time I look up a genuine travel video of the place, they talk about how much the tuktuk drivers hassle any white person trying to walk around.

Outside of the few main hotspots, people don't hassle you in Bali. They are an incredibly friendly and polite people in spite of the tourism.

Of course, Bali isn't completely hassle free. But you can just walk down the street there, at least outside of the main hotspots. Taxi drivers will hail you, it's a bit annoying, but they're polite and will drive on when you say no thanks.

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#55
post #37

The monkey was a foreign nation state sponsored insider testing the nation's grid. Sri Lanka is in trouble, and authorities are mobilizing fast and expanding the surveillance state to thwart future threats before they are realized. They are deploying AI at scale.

Obligatory: Did they forget to mount the scratch monkey?

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#57
post #41

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I love how people compare places to Bali and Cancun and then lack everything that people like about those places. Having a beach is not enough. You can find beaches everywhere. Bali beaches aren't even that good.

I live on a small island in Thailand, and here, "becoming Bali" is a term that describes a place that has been over-constructed with bungalows and villas; it has become very crowded and very expensive. Most tropical islands started out as hippie places where all houses were cheap, rudimentary wooden bungalows, but then mass tourism and housing investors moved in and pushed the "original hippie population" out and rep…

I don't suppose you can recommend a place in Thailand that is not "becoming Bali" but still tourist friendly enough for non-locals to visit without feeling guilty about ruining the vibe?

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#58
post #30

It is hard to think about Sri Lanka without recalling [0] that this is the country which recently attempted to institute a fertiliser ban. My default assumptions about their general infrastructure management are unflattering. [0] https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/fertiliser-ban-d...

The relatively recent genocide also points to a high level of dysfunction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamil_genocide

As for the civil war, things could have ended differently, except Prabhakaran seemed to have been gripped by arrogance.

  Though he was fighting for Tamils, paradoxically, Prabhakaran also became the big killer of Tamils. He annihilated all competing Tamil militant groups ...

  ... it all led to [Prabhakaran's] last apocalyptic decision to fight to the last day — and the last Tamil. Through Kumaran Pathmanathan, KP, the LTTE ‘foreign minister’, we offered to bring out all the combatants and civilians from the war zone. When KP went to finalise the deal, Prabhakaran refused. The rest is history.
https://www.thehindu.com/books/books-reviews/the-ltte-chiefs... / https://archive.vn/B2Gxv

Unfortunate for the Tamils how it all played out, with little intervention or pressure from other regional powers. The past violence and pogroms were already indicative of the State's intent; they didn't need a second invitation.

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#59

Unfortunately it's looks as if Cyber Squirrel 1* hasn't been updated since 2019. This disruption would be one of the more successful operations. * https://cybersquirrel1.com/

The operations are international and are carried out not only by squirrels, weasels (some say martens) are also involved. One of those (unlikely unintentionally) had shutdown the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in 2016:

1. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36173247

Re: Sri Lanka scrambles to restore power after monkey causes islandwide outage

#60

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I live on a small island in Thailand, and here, "becoming Bali" is a term that describes a place that has been over-constructed with bungalows and villas; it has become very crowded and very expensive. Most tropical islands started out as hippie places where all houses were cheap, rudimentary wooden bungalows, but then mass tourism and housing investors moved in and pushed the "original hippie population" out and rep…

I don't suppose you can recommend a place in Thailand that is not "becoming Bali" but still tourist friendly enough for non-locals to visit without feeling guilty about ruining the vibe?

Thailand has a long coast. Point at any small/medium settlement or island and Google it. Even Phuket has areas that aren't super developed. I visited Koh Yao Yai and it was indeed chill, maybe too chill because there was nothing to do there after a couple of days.
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