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Depends what causes things to stick to the flat Earth. IIRC flat earthers have various explanations for gravity, including the disc continuously accelerating upward; in that case you'd experience the same force everywhere on it.
If this mysterious disc-accelerating force also accelerated the people and things on the surface, we'd all be weightless. I guess it must be a pushing force from below. So, who's doing the pushing? I'm thinking a big turtle.
My math might be wrong, but if we were accelerating at 9.8m/s/s for at least 4000 years (roughly as long as we have continuously recorded history and the minimum time “gravity” has been observed) then we ought to currently be traveling through space at over 1,000,000,000,000m/s.
Now I’m no physicist, but I reckon that might end up violating causality.