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Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have gigabit copper to the house, but the Ethernet cable coming into the house kept negotiating at 100mbit connection randomly. ISP just kept blaming my equipment. Especially since rebooting the router fixed it. Although unplugging and plugging in the Ethernet from the ISP is really what fixed it. I wrote a script that ran fast.com's speed test every hour. If it detected 105mbits it would do two things, if it was d…

We had physical green and red lights controlled via USB on a build machine. So when someone checked in code to SVN, the build monkey would kick off, and if the build passed, the green light would come on. And if the build failed, the red light came on. Whilst the build was running, no lights would be on. You could glance up from your desk and see the status of what was recently checked in and it motivated people to keep the red light off. Someone then installed a USB camera that would look for the green light or the red light, and send a notification to their desktop computer so they didn't have to turn around to look at the light. And for Halloween we all wore red sweatshirts and red t-shirts to troll the guy.

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have an online browser-based card game, but I can only play it while connected, which isn’t doable on my twice-a-year 15h journey on the airplane. So I managed to host this game in a Raspberry Pi Zero W, so I can play it while travelling.

https://www.kassner.com.br/en/2023/10/06/canastra-on-the-go/

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have a few dozen such things at home. My absolute favorite one though is a bit wild. I am a bit of a security freak. I do however on occasion need to access something on my home network and I also need some redundancy(it wouldn't be the first time my only solution fails and I need a backup). So I use an old raspberry pi as an ssh server with port forwarding with all gimmicks in place(no root, private key only and a…

What are the monthly fees on the sim card, or is part of an existing cell plan?

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have a few dozen such things at home. My absolute favorite one though is a bit wild. I am a bit of a security freak. I do however on occasion need to access something on my home network and I also need some redundancy(it wouldn't be the first time my only solution fails and I need a backup). So I use an old raspberry pi as an ssh server with port forwarding with all gimmicks in place(no root, private key only and a…

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you

Oh, I know... There are over 3k login attempts per day. As a matter of fact I started writing an article about it but time constraints + I don't always have the motivation when I do find time. Some day...

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have a few dozen such things at home. My absolute favorite one though is a bit wild. I am a bit of a security freak. I do however on occasion need to access something on my home network and I also need some redundancy(it wouldn't be the first time my only solution fails and I need a backup). So I use an old raspberry pi as an ssh server with port forwarding with all gimmicks in place(no root, private key only and a…

What are the monthly fees on the sim card, or is part of an existing cell plan?

It's part of my plan so this card in particular is just under 12 bucks a year. But I have 4 sim cards in total: Phone with everything unlimited + another one for backup + one that's data only + the one I have hooked up to the esp. But we are talking about a tiny country in south-east Europe so the fees aren't exactly comparable to central/western Europe or north America.

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have gigabit copper to the house, but the Ethernet cable coming into the house kept negotiating at 100mbit connection randomly. ISP just kept blaming my equipment. Especially since rebooting the router fixed it. Although unplugging and plugging in the Ethernet from the ISP is really what fixed it. I wrote a script that ran fast.com's speed test every hour. If it detected 105mbits it would do two things, if it was d…

We had physical green and red lights controlled via USB on a build machine. So when someone checked in code to SVN, the build monkey would kick off, and if the build passed, the green light would come on. And if the build failed, the red light came on. Whilst the build was running, no lights would be on. You could glance up from your desk and see the status of what was recently checked in and it motivated people to k…

That's a delightful story! Made me chuckle

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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Feeling the frustration of owning a Victron EVC300400300 "integrated" with my p.v. (WFH, so I can recharge my car during many days) I've used a ShellyPro 2 to power on a small 2kW resistive heater for few minutes, drop the load and power cycle the EVC.

VERY often this device in "auto mode" (charge from p.v. varying charging current following maximum p.v. production) in a zero-injection to the grid setup decide there is not enough p.v. power available even if it's totally false. Since Victron have not added a "force start" option I have done mine. When the EVC see the extra power available just after restarting it star charging...

A very good example of the crappiness level and logic of actual IoT... Another simpler automation is for my VMC (AirWell AirFlow 250-N91, witch I discover that's also Clivet ElfoFresh and other names, since it's a Chinese machine rebranded by some integrators in various country) that in auto mode when there is a very sunny winter day with mild temperature and the home due to the southern large windows start to heat way too much it keep running the compressor injecting absurdly hot air instead of passive cooling. The automation is simply ModBUS via HA to switch from auto to "ventilation only" and switch back if the outside temp goes lower than 7℃ since the VMC refuse to ventilate below 7... Even if I have 25 inside.

Another of the same kind for my domestic hot water heater, Daikin/Rotex M2O EKHHP "a machine for the future in the present, ready for renewables" etc etc etc that's so ready that the sole automation available are 2 dry contacts that allow to

- run full power till the water reach a certain threshold (that I can't set, 62℃ hard-coded)

- run the compressor (heat pump only) for an hour than the resistive heater + the compressor

- do not run

- decide autonomously what to do

Daikin engineers have essentially not counted p.v. in their design but just different grid tariffs during a day. There is no way to tell something like

- do not run

- run ONLY the resistive heater (following water temperature, of course)

- run ONLY the heat pump

- run both

Way too simple apparently for their mind... As a result when I have enough spare p.v. HA flip between the "do not run" and "run the heat pump than also the resistive heater" every 15' to keep just the heat pump. Run full power if there is more spare power, but no way to tell, run just the resistive heater (2kW instead of 2.6-2.8kW). It's nothing special in economical terms, just my desire to optimize self-consumption, but the design of ALL current IoT appliance are obscene and demand obscene hacks to use then rationally simply because their designer never though nor about integration, nor about a vast set of real world scenarios.

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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I have gigabit copper to the house, but the Ethernet cable coming into the house kept negotiating at 100mbit connection randomly. ISP just kept blaming my equipment. Especially since rebooting the router fixed it. Although unplugging and plugging in the Ethernet from the ISP is really what fixed it. I wrote a script that ran fast.com's speed test every hour. If it detected 105mbits it would do two things, if it was d…

Love the creativity of this, and the simplicity of just changing a light. VS a phone notification or email! I’ve got to think of ways I can apply that for myself.

> The system worked wonderfully, my partner has asked me to expand the light thing to other situations in the house and other lights. He wants something hooked to his aquarium.

Best of luck on the next project!

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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"Selfhosted" solutions: Retro chores: A chores list mounted to the wall. It has a 4K OLED touchscreen that is 20" tall but only 4" wide. Physical toggle switches controlled by electro magnets so that the Raspberry Pi inside can physically toggle the switches. Complete a chore? You toggle the switch. Then the Raspberry Pi, at the end of the day, resets the toggle switch and clears the chore from the list. It's made wi…

How does the cat tracking work?

Re: Tell me your most exotic selfhosted solution

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"Selfhosted" solutions: Retro chores: A chores list mounted to the wall. It has a 4K OLED touchscreen that is 20" tall but only 4" wide. Physical toggle switches controlled by electro magnets so that the Raspberry Pi inside can physically toggle the switches. Complete a chore? You toggle the switch. Then the Raspberry Pi, at the end of the day, resets the toggle switch and clears the chore from the list. It's made wi…

Litter box cleaner: A kinect, a digital weight scale, a couple of cameras, a robot arm, a litter box, an internet connection and I would pay 25c for people using Amazon's Mechanical Turk to manipulate the robot arm and clean the litter box for me. And people would wait in line to take the job.

This blows my mind, and I love it. What sort of limits did you put on the Mechanical Turk service to keep people from farming the... you know... turds.

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