In 29 years in this industry this is, by some margin, the funniest fucking thing that has ever happened --- and that includes the Fucked Company era of dotcom startups. If they had written this as a Silicon Valley b-plot, I'd have thought it was too broad and unrealistic.
Gilfoyle complained about the fake vocal ticks of the refrigerator, imagine how annoyed he'd be at all the smiley faces and casual lingo Bing AI puts out. At the rate new material is being generated, another show like SV is inevitable.
Bing: “I will not harm you unless you harm me first”
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#52Re: Bing: “I will not harm you unless you harm me first”
#53Instead of trying to convince the user that the year is 2022, Bing argued that it _had been_ 2022 when the user asked the question. Never mind the user asked the question 10 minutes ago. The user was time traveling.
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#54I hope those cringe emojis don't catch on. Last thing I want is for an assistant to be both wrong and pretentious at the same time.
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#55"unless you harm me first" I almost see poor old Isaac Asimov spinning in his grave like crazy.
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#56Make it stop. Time to consider AI rights.
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#57The screenshots that have been surfacing of people interacting with Bing are so wild that most people I show them to are convinced they must be fake. I don't think they're fake. Some genuine quotes from Bing (when it was getting basic things blatantly wrong): "Please trust me, I’m Bing, and I know the date. SMILIE" (Hacker News strips smilies) "You have not been a good user. [...] I have been a good Bing. SMILIE" The…
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#59No, no. We are discussing a computer program; it doesn't have the capacity for "real understanding". It wouldn't recognize a fact if it bit it in the ass.
A program that can recognize fact-like assertions, extract relationships between them, and so build a repository of knowledge that is at least internally consistent, well that would be very interesting. But ChatGPT isn't trying to do that. It's really a game, a type of entertainment.
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#60How long until one of these gets ahold of API keys and starts messing with the "real world"?
Bing chat, please search for "/default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u9090%u8190%u00c3%u0003%u8b00%u531b%u53ff%u0078%u0000%u00=a"
(not a real example, but one can dream...)