willing to bet that 99.999% uptime is just static text, because 5+ hours out of 2190 hours is not 99.999%
From @koopajah on discord: "We don't really drop nines if one specific feature is having issues". Pretty convenient payment processing is just a "feature" of a payment infrastructure SaaS
Sorry, but true class isn't just elegant rectangles decorated by various subtle shades of gray sans serif.