None of these reasons have anything to do with user experience -- no wonder none of these reasons have earned Linux any market share outside of picky developers.
* Astronomically lower probability of catching a virus. * No bullshit forced updates when the OS feels like it. * No phoning home with you being unable to launch an app when your manufacturer's server is slow. * No shuffling about trying to install drivers for a thousand components before your computer is usable. How's that?
Yes because nobody uses consumer desktop Linux. With higher market share the malware will come.
> No bullshit forced updates when the OS feels like it.
True, but that also means you're going to end up with a lot more botnet nodes out there because people will never update. Or they'll never update and still complain things are not working.
> No phoning home with you being unable to launch an app when your manufacturer's server is slow.
I hear you, but this doesn't happen enough for anybody to care. People would be more fet up by Facebook downtime.
> No shuffling about trying to install drivers for a thousand components before your computer is usable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Linux drivers still can require endless faffing about. The biggie is that distros won't distribute nonfree drivers by default, for ideological reasons. The average person doesn't understand that they need to go enable some repo in their package manager, only that their machine isn't working.