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I still struggle to see how cookies set for spiceworks.com or linkedin.com are for "technical" purposes of just serving a landing page.
“We need these super high tech cookiemotrons to provide you with the best user experience possible. We consider it a technical necessity to meet your need to have your data harvested. You should be thanking us. We would explain further, but you’re too stupid. What are you gonna do? Have us testify before technologically illiterate politicians and fine us 1% of what we pay our CEO?.”
Slack operates in the EU and has paying customers in the EU. It also likes to take advantage of anti-competition regulations when convenient: https://slack.com/intl/en-in/blog/news/slack-files-eu-compet...
CEO pay seemed to be $356,952 at time of Slack's IPO.
Maximum fine under GDPR is the greater of 4% annual turnover and $23M. Slack's turnover is too small, which means the maximum fine is $23M, nearly 700% of CEO's basic compensation.
Regulations here have teeth; it's not the United States - and it's a good thing for society that they do.