Earlier quoted context omitted.
What is jarring to me are always the anachronisms. E.g. while I can imagine that some form of short "bro" could have existed earlier, when I read the line using "sushi" I can't help but remembering that "sushi" didn't exist until recently. Then I feel cheated, knowing that the original form said something with the different meaning, and I'm aware that I can't know what it is reading the "modern" "retelling". Another…
Translations of ancient texts are anachronisms per definition. The English language did not exist at the time.
I'm of course aware that in both cases for somebody from that time much more would seem "wrong."