Next time the "job creators" ask for a bail out, have a month long application process without pay, and don't call them back. When enough public outcry inevitably occurs, tell them:
- "Unfortunately we decided not to pursue your application at this time"
- "We're just not interested."
- "Look, this just isn't for you."
- "No one has to teach you anything."
- "You have to be onsite in India tomorrow. Board your flight this afternoon"
- "If you are kidnapped in Nigeria, just follow orders. Here's your life insurance policy"
Convince the family to give away the burial plot for a railroad or an assembly plant. Not for free. Make them pay you for them to do all the work. Then when you take all their money, pack up and leave town, which is now an industrial waste dump burdened with debt and high inflation.
If one of them actually makes it through your nightmare, have them teach everything they know to someone from a narco state or an ethnic warzone so all that comes here, and then kick everyone to the curb.
Not like hundreds of millions of people are going to get hurt. Be sure to pull a self-imposed arbitrary education technology head fake a decade out so no one ever does it again.
Turn life not into a mutual endeavor for knowledge or even living well. Make it so people debase themselves and shirk responsibility, playing foul because winning is all that matters, to chase success governed by access to a glorified credit card with a hundred trillion dollar credit line.