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>I don't really see a problem with any of these? You seriously don't have an issue with being fingerprinted and tracked every single time you open an application on your computer? The point is that there should be zero. I should not have a single outgoing network request triggered by opening a web browser to a blank page until interacting in some way. The fact that we've lost this as a standard is terrifying to me.
Firefox, like most mass market software, is designed for normal people.
Captive portal popup seems like an obvious UX improvement for 99% of people. I wonder how many people on HN even know how to trigger it if the browser didn't try to do it for you.
Update checking and over the air updates make obvious sense to me given that my mother and girlfriend will click "Remind me tomorrow" for years on the macOS update popup, and there's nothing user-friendly about making it so easy for users use old browser versions.
The rare user can turn both off if they want, so what's the big deal?