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Post by lallysingh »

kranner wrote: post #32
pvg wrote: post #25

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No doubt. I'm not trying to be some irksome grammarian making a fusty point about dangling prepositions here. In current written English 'a software' is simply bad. This could change, but we're nowhere close to the point where it has. For all we know 'your welcome' might be just fine in another century. Right now, though, it's simply bad writing.

My point was that it is hard to say when something is 'simply bad' in the sprawling and multifarious carnival that is the English language. I vaguely recollect from reading the blog Language Hat that modern linguists sometimes decide which variant of a class (for instance, 'software' vs 'a software' vs 'softwares') is more correct by counting how many Google search results each variant returns. No doubt they need to…

Yeah it bugs me too. Then again, "I'll have a water" will fall out of my mouth sometimes.

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Post by s-phi-nl »

sundarurfriend wrote: post #50
rokhayakebe wrote: post #28

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Geeks, always dissecting everything :) . English is in fact my third language. But, yes, I agree with what would be the correct phrases.

What on earth is a 'third language'? I was under the impression that anything that's not your native tongue is your 'second language', isn't that true?

I would presume that someone's 'third language' is the third language that he learned. However, according to Wikipedia, you are right that someone's second language is any language they learned after their first, not just the second language they learned.

Re: I need a software that ....

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Post by aaronz3 »

lallysingh wrote: post #51
kranner wrote: post #32

Earlier quoted context omitted.

My point was that it is hard to say when something is 'simply bad' in the sprawling and multifarious carnival that is the English language. I vaguely recollect from reading the blog Language Hat that modern linguists sometimes decide which variant of a class (for instance, 'software' vs 'a software' vs 'softwares') is more correct by counting how many Google search results each variant returns. No doubt they need to…

Yeah it bugs me too. Then again, "I'll have a water" will fall out of my mouth sometimes.

There's nothing wrong with that. In that context, "a water" is the same as "a glass of water".

Re: I need a software that ....

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Post by slmbrhrt »

lallysingh wrote: post #51
kranner wrote: post #32

Earlier quoted context omitted.

My point was that it is hard to say when something is 'simply bad' in the sprawling and multifarious carnival that is the English language. I vaguely recollect from reading the blog Language Hat that modern linguists sometimes decide which variant of a class (for instance, 'software' vs 'a software' vs 'softwares') is more correct by counting how many Google search results each variant returns. No doubt they need to…

Yeah it bugs me too. Then again, "I'll have a water" will fall out of my mouth sometimes.

But that's different. Water is not something that is discretely counted typically, but glasses of water are.

Unless you're the Mad Hatter, you'll be ordering a (whole) glass and enough water to fill it. We collapse the "glass of" into epsilon because it's assumed in polite conversation the waiter won't be pouring the water into your open hands.

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Post by sophacles »

jacquesm wrote: post #38
tbrownaw wrote: post #15

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A significant fraction of my coworkers talk like that, and I've noticed lately that I'm starting to occasionally think/talk that way as well (note I'm from the U.S. midwest and only speak english). It's a bit disturbing, really.

It is your innate ability to learn that takes over automatically there. You probably couldn't stop such assimilation of things done around you even if you wanted to, it's how our brains are wired. If you had to consciously decide to learn something you'd be a baby forever stuck in a 'dead-lock' of not having the reasoning ability to start learning-by-imitation, so it's 'on' by default. So given extended exposure to s…

It's true, spend some time in the South (US) or Britain, and return to the midwest, they will comment on how you picked up an accent while you were there.

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Post by roofone »

s-phi-nl wrote: post #52
sundarurfriend wrote: post #50

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What on earth is a 'third language'? I was under the impression that anything that's not your native tongue is your 'second language', isn't that true?

I would presume that someone's 'third language' is the third language that he learned. However, according to Wikipedia, you are right that someone's second language is any language they learned after their first, not just the second language they learned.

So "my third language" is a succinct form of "my second second language."

Re: I need a software that ....

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Post by rokhayakebe »

sundarurfriend wrote: post #50
rokhayakebe wrote: post #28

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Geeks, always dissecting everything :) . English is in fact my third language. But, yes, I agree with what would be the correct phrases.

What on earth is a 'third language'? I was under the impression that anything that's not your native tongue is your 'second language', isn't that true?

What I mean is I was born speaking Wolof. Then I was taught French at 3. Then sometime when I was 15 I started to learn English. That along with German, I believe. That is why I say third.

Edit: Reading my answer to the original comment, you could have figured what I meant. Like when I read your username, I know ur means your, but maybe I should make a huge deal about it :). Lighten up, it's Wednesday.

Re: I need a software that ....

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Post by uxp »

cubicle67 wrote: post #22
wheaties wrote: post #5

"I need a software that generates a lot of traffic to my site..." Nice idea and good initial attempt but you're going to get a lot of noise and crud with this one. In fact, I linked in almost expecting to see "I need a software that picks winning lotto tickets" to come up or the even more elaborate "I need a software that works the way I want it too."

at the moment it seems like fake gift card software is very much in demand. This request fills almost the entire list

That software idea is actually a job posted on one of the many freelance job finder boards, scriptlance in this case. There are a few jobs that seem to catch a lot of attention and get re-tweeted by a large number of popular twitter accounts, including @hulufans and @rootzreggae, which don't seem to be ones that should be interested in freelance job offers.

Re: I need a software that ....

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Post by hugh3 »

Raphael wrote: post #26
hugh3 wrote: post #6

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Or just "I wish there was..." I wish there was a Gucci Mane bot. I wish there was a checkers in tneck. hey. There isn't a storm comming. I wish there was... I wish there was a photographer with me in the bathroom rite now caz I look hella sexy!!! #conceitedtweet OK, no great business ideas there (unless you work for Checkers Drive-In Restaurants and can figure out where tneck is) but a great insight into the hopes an…

"I wish there were"

Oh, I know that, but I didn't want to confine my sample to the tiny fraction of twitter users with a grasp of basic grammar.
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