You sound like someone who hasn't used dynamic languages in anger, or you'd mention some of the things that dynamic languages do well that statically typed languages aren't so great at, to prevent your argument sounding like a straw man.
For example: dropping into a debugger (binding.pry / pry_remote in Ruby) to write code interactively in the context of the application, transferring that code to the source, and continuing on with my next fragment of functionality with a refresh of the web page, no recompiles or restarts required. You can do this with some difficulty and certain caveats in a statically compiled language, but only if things have been set up in just the right way, with automatic dependency recompilation and reloading, hot code replacement, etc. And even then, there are limitations on the kind of code you can write in the editor, depending on the underlying technology. Typically you can't create whole new classes, or introduce new fields etc.
Or consider levering up your language. Dynamic languages often give you the ability to create "new" syntax via expressive literals. This opens up more avenues for declarative programming; construct a data structure that models your problem more directly, and then write code that interprets the data structure. You want extremely lightweight literals for this, readable with minimal ceremony, including lambdas for when you need an escape hatch, a little pocket of custom code embedded in the bigger data structure. Statically typed languages have little context to infer types for such lambdas, unless they can generalize from the operators applied, but then you have a generic function, not a piece of data. So you end up infecting your DSL with type annotations and cruft, and before you know it the whole thing is hiding the forest behind the trees.
Thing is, if you aren't used to using these tools, you might not even know they exist, and you may be missing out on productivity you didn't know you could have.