> I do wish we would have metriced around base 12
Please clarify what you mean by this. Let me call your system altmetric for clarity.
Surely, you want altmetric to use prefixes that are powers of 12 - okay, fair enough. I see the analogy with the fact that 1 foot = 12 inches, and how base-60 is used in minutes and seconds (also arcminutes and arcseconds). (But why no thirds and fourths?)
But do you want altmetric to require all numbers to be expressed in base-12? If no, then your system does not allow easy conversion. In real metric, the fact that 1.234 kg = 1234 g is a trivial conversion, and it turns a calculation problem into a mere syntactical transformation. If yes and you require base-12, then you've basically alienated everyone. It would be about as weird as telling construction workers and doctors and drivers to use hexadecimal. But at least it makes unit conversions as trivial as base-10 metric.
Let's say you have your altmetric utopia with prefixes based on powers of 12, regardless of whether you require numbers to be expressed in base-12 or not. What do you do about the rest of the world which uses base-10?
You're the head chef for a cruise ship, and the upcoming voyage has 572 people for 14 days. (Imaginary) guidelines say that to keep people happy, you need to provision an average of 800 g of food per person per day. In metric: 572×14×800 g = 6406400 g ≈ 6406 kg ≈ 6.4 Mg (tonne), a simple calculation.
In altmetric, you still get 6406400 g, but now you need to start dividing by 12 repeatedly to form larger groups. Let's just say alpha = 12^3 and beta = 12^6. So 6406400 g ≈ 3707 alphagrams ≈ 2.15 betagrams. That doesn't make life any easier.
Or let's take a somewhat different example. When buying stocks on the market, you specify how many shares you want to buy and the price you want to buy at. But you can't say "I have $X, buy as many shares as possible without exceeding $X". So say you just received a $30000 bonus (after tax) and your favorite stock has an asking price of $68.49 per share for an unlimited quantity. In decimal math, this is easy to figure out - $30000/($68.49/share) = 438.02 shares, so you round down to 438 shares and place your order.
But suppose you're in some F'd up world where you have to specify your stock order in stones, pounds, and shares ("ounces"), where 1 stone = 14 pounds, 1 pound = 16 shares. So your order of 438 shares becomes 1 stone + 13 pounds + 6 shares. You had to do an excessive amount of busywork just to fit into that non-decimal system. And along the way, you might have to think about things like the fact that it's also $15341.76/stone, $1095.84/pound.
You're not the first person I've come across who wants measurements to be grouped/divided into units by some factor other than 10, usually 12. I did a lot of thinking about this, and my conclusion is that if you make an altmetric system where prefixes are not powers of 10, then you lose a huge benefit of the metric system. (The other huge benefit is coherent derived units, like 1 joule = 1 newton × 1 metre.)
> I take back what I said about the mile.
It looks like the derivation of the English statute mile is this: 1 mile = 8 furlongs, 1 furlong = 10 chains, 1 chain = 4 rods, 1 rod = 5.5 yards, 1 yard = 3 feet. You can confirm that 8 × 10 × 4 × 5.5 × 3 = 5280.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile#Statute , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furlong , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit) , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(unit)