> She genuinely seemed to think she's helping me by spending 15 seconds typing in a prompt and having me spend the next 30 minutes untangling the AI slop.
What you are seeing is a seed of the future of communication.
Communication is one of the hardest things people do. The goal it to pass idea from the sender to recipient in a manner that is least lossy. Look at how many things need to be aligned for that to even barely succeed. You have to speak the same language, dialect, have similar enough personal vocabulary, have sufficiently aligned mindsets in the domain you are communicating about, have the same current context and ability to convey context update, then the sender must serialize their ideas into actual words with correct enough spelling and in correct order to get the idea into recipients mind. All that while knowing only very little about recipients mind and having to predict what effect the words will have on it, assuming they don't misread the text.
In the future barely anyone will produce raw text themselves. At least not in professional contexts. World will be way more mixed. People will come from very different cultures and use very different languages. Most people you will encounter in professional setting will not be sufficiently aligned with you to communicate anything beyond the simplest ideas. And neither you nor them are going to be willing to align with others.
You know what will align with you? Your AI. So any message from a human will go through your AI and any message crafted by you for a human will go through your AI as well. And when it's received, through theirs. Messages will not be written. They will be constructed in a dialog with senders AI. And they won't be read. They will be interrogated in a dialog between recipient and their AI.
The future is going to be way more diverse. People will use their own communication styles they were taught when they grew up. But the bulk of out-of-family communication will be done through AI. And the AI language will be verbose. Not really fit for routine human consumption. Because words are cheap for AI and not losing details is a communication priority. It's starting as a corporatese English. But I think it will evolve rapidly to increase signal to noise ratio (while still being impractically voluminous for humans).
They issue now is just that you are trying to read rudimentary machine code of future human communication directly.