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>congresspeople and bankers are sexually molesting children who are held captive in the basement of a pizzeria, then there's not much that changing a media source is gonna do for you. Let's adjust that a little bit. Movie producers are sexually molesting children and women, and the police are helping covering up and not investigating it, for decades.
...in the basement of a pizzeria? A story like that would make sense to you?
Normal people don't rent specific numbers of pizza slices by the hour.