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I run no Linux/Unix/MacOS/compatible/etc machine which connects other machines How about "I don't run bash"? There are other perfectly good shells, you know...
I suspect that many folks who "don't run bash" actually do use bash quite a bit, e.g. in initscripts and various software packages.
So while a lot of people are affected, your reasoning points to other issues that are very solveable