As a person that's bought an electric skateboard in the past and a lot of other dumb stuff, I feel like I have a decent grasp on the target market here... but I couldn't buy one of these, they just look so dorky. It's like wearing cement shoes or something. Way too bulky and garish. And the marketing video.. ugh. Like the shirtless dude and the weird slow-mo cuts and the obvious pandering to a male audience? It just…
>but I couldn't buy one of these, they just look so dorky. Congratulations you described why rollerblading really never took off in the 90s. As a rollerblader even I can admit that there is just something about the look that screams "not cool", I'm just not quite sure why.
Ask yourself: If I had to fight Chuck Norris, would this magic item improve my chances of winning?
When the answer isn't a resounding "yes", the prospects of coolness are in doubt.