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Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

I hope you write #line 9000 on the previous line to add to the confusion?

I swear sometimes I think you guys have no soul. That's downright evil.

In a C codebase, I would prefer '#define struct union' tucked away in a shared header. Compiles just fine.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

#46

This is great, reminds me of a story from when I was an intern. In 2002 I was working at Freddie Mac for an internal business unit as a summer intern. I was tasked to create our internal group's website. After a week or two of my boss not producing a mission statement, I went online to the Dilbert mission statement generator, downloaded about 50 randomly generated ones, then slapped them into a script that would rand…

This sounds like it should be the subject of a Dilbert article!

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

#47

This is great, reminds me of a story from when I was an intern. In 2002 I was working at Freddie Mac for an internal business unit as a summer intern. I was tasked to create our internal group's website. After a week or two of my boss not producing a mission statement, I went online to the Dilbert mission statement generator, downloaded about 50 randomly generated ones, then slapped them into a script that would rand…

This sounds like it should be the subject of a Dilbert article!

Sadly, they took down the random mission statement generator from Dilbert.com, so you can't find any examples, but they were hilariously great.
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