PHP's Oddities

Arrays in PHP are mostly confusing if you are used to them in other languages. Instead of $array[0] - the first element is accessed via array_first().

Having them as key-value means, that you can easily just remove some items in the middle, during iteration etc. No automatic shifting happening.

The thing which bites me is when some internal functions actually reindex the array. array_filter does not, but for example array_reverse, array_slice etc. do (preserve_keys always defaults to false). And for array_merge too, but there it's no array_merge(preserve_keys: false), but instead the + operator. (Why is this operator overloaded?!)

On the topic of the uninitialized state, as co-author of that RFC:

I agree with the author that nullable properties should have been auto-initialized to NULL. I haven't ever seen any benefit of an uninitialized state for these. Some co-authors of that RFC disagreed and wished for consistency with the other typed properties. The good thing probably is, that we still could opt to change this with a relatively minor BC break.

For non-nullable properties, I do think there is value. Not every value is actually available/ready in a constructor. Sure you can assign dummy values to properties. But it's requiring you to then manually guard/assert that the property is actually initialized. If you happen to access a non-nullable typed property without isset(), then your code is likely broken anyway and I'm grateful for the Error exception thrown.

Also, PHP has this peculiar feature of ReflectionClass::newInstanceWithoutConstructor(). This is forcibly having an object in an uninitialized state. Whether that feature should exist or not is a good question, but in practice it's helpful for object hydration for example. This was one further motivation to introduce the uninitialized state.

The author of the post suggests checking at the constructor boundary. But this doesn't inhibit objects leaking / not finishing the initialization properly. (class Foo { public stdClass $object; function __construct() { global $foo; $foo = $this; } } new Foo; $foo->object ... is now still existing? PHP doesn't have mechanisms to invalidate objects at a distance. That would be the alternative, but also spooky.) Some choices need to be made, and all choices will have some rough edges.

Side note: I personally never use is_null(), but nearly always isset(). This nicely checks for the uninitialized state too. Static analysis tells me anyway, when I access a variable or property name which can never exist.

People absolutely have VERY strong opinions and voice them constantly. True of every language but especially php. Almost feel like it’s more acceptable to rant about php than to praise it

I like the arrays, they make it feel like a bit of a low level language and there are some weird tricks one can do with them. As for class property behaviour, I kind of get nervous if my properties or the constructor don't enforce default values I can then fit into downstream logic.

One of the best things with PHP is PsySH, or "Tinker" as the laravelists call it. It's not a REPL in the Common Lisp sense, but it is quite nice for an interactive programming shell. I've spent countless hours solving problems very, very quickly in it, and alongside Picolisp pil + and Elixir iex it's one of the earliest tools I install on a new system.

https://psysh.org/

The thing I miss the most is a nice concurrency story. It has become better but it's still a bit of a mess, often it's nicest to just implement workers as PHP and then implement control somewhere else, e.g. Elixir, or grab one of the application servers that are nowadays a thing in PHP.

What is inaccurate about it? Maybe it is out of date now, but when I first read it about a decade ago, when I did a fair amount of PHP development, I had personally encountered most of the issues mentioned in there.

I've heard that PHP has improved a lot since then, but I don't see how you could really fix all the inconsistencies, global state, and "oddities" without a lot of breaking changes and really making it into a different language.

It reminds me of this great blog post: https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british/